HUMANS DON'T FLY

It was my first meeting with my bollywood crush,

My bike was racing with peaks of adrenaline rush

From nowhere was there a whooshing sound,

and before I realized what was around,

I was hit by a schoolbus,

and left to cry graceless.

with a broken arm and swollen jaw,

I was leaping like a cat with a numb paw.

Reaching hospital was a herculean mission,

But, that wasn't the end of my painful petition,

Instead of adding braces to my jaw,

they planned for a vasectomy with a handsaw.

I ate fruits and vegetable mash,

and hollered to sue them for loads of cash.

Everyone was laughing out their ass,

like someone accidentally knocked on laughing gas

The surgeon promised to change me to an epicene

as he injected me with a dose of morphine.

I couldn't bear their acts of being inhumane

like they were going to kill me with this agonizing pain,

So I tried jumping out from the window pane,

which was totally insane,
Little did they tell me I was four stories high,
I must tell you humans don't fly

- Sulaiman Sait.

Before I conclude this blogpost, let me tell you this was my 100th blogpost and 80th poem...
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